Sunday, September 29, 2013

i've noticed

People hate that I flip two cigarettes upside down in each pack for luck,
But I hate that people notice when you gain three pounds, but not when you buy a new dress. 

I’ve been told that the way I sleep with one leg draped over the person lying next to me is annoying.

But I think it’s annoying when people tell me I look pretty, but only when I paint my face. 

I’ve heard that old men like to touch the girls who work late at bars, but I want to know why they never kiss the women they married forty-two years ago. 

I’ve noticed that mothers teach their daughters that it’s rude to refuse a hug from an uncle they’ve met three times, but forget to teach them that they aren’t obliged to kiss the boy who paid for dinner.